10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• You have to piss with the dick you have