10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant