10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves