10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier