10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.