10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---