10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP