10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim