10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake