10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is for loners.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill