10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)