10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels