10 Random Poker Quotes

• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz