10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!