10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer