10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."