10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)