10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier