10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth