10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Welcome to kicker school