10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"