10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!