10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.