10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from