10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek