10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls