10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT