10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Fold and live to fold again
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez