10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."