10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.