10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!