10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.