10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.