10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Poker is for loners.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes