10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.