10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"