10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Fold and live to fold again
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A