10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz