10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "No river, no fish."