10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters