10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers