10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones