10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright