10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.