10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword