10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.