10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus