10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "No river, no fish."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Fold and live to fold again