10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Never educate a stupid poker player.