10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.